Blue Notes

Blue Notes

8 May 2015

The 10 Users you would never want to comment on your Instagram

 

 On a random afternoon of a random day I

sit on the couch and open Instagram. I have time to waste so I start
reading some of the comments that people leave below the photos. The
hundreds of comments that only 30K influencers do have. And I
discover some kind of a parallel world. A world of users – are we
sure they really are human? – writing comments that make some questions rise in mind (wt*? for example) and about how people use social media. Here are 10
User-Profiles a blogger doesn’t want to comment under her nice outfit,
shoes and flowers photos. With 674 likes.

 

1. The Aggressive User
“Follow
Me”, “Look at my profile. Like right now”, “go here,
go there”
→ does anyone ever follow someone
else after reading a “follow me” comment? Or even decided to
visit his/her profile? Well, me, to see how a web-rude person
looks like.
2. The Begging User
“Can you please, please
visit my profile, it would be really important for me”, “what
do you think of my last look, let me know”, “can you please
comment on my last photo it would mean THE WORLD to me .”
→ and in case I think that your photo sucks I can write it on the comments, right?
3. The
Mercenary
“Follow me and I’ll follow you too”,
“likes4likes”, “I follow you ONLY if you follow me
back”
→ are we sure this is the right way?

 

4. The
Blonde
“Where did you get your bag?”, “Where’s your
coat from?”, “Which brand are the flowers?”
→ all
items and brands are of course mentioned on the photo, by tapping on the photo,
written on the blog, can be found everywhere. But she doesn’t get it. She has to ask
you personally.
5. The Indelicate
“Where’s the top from?”
→
but below a photo where a blogger says that she is sick, sad or that she has a problem. Not to
mention when the topic is even more delicate and personal. When life gives you lemons you can
always rely on someone asking for a brand’s name.
6. The “I thought it was
Whatsapp” User
@doingmyownbusinesshere1: “hey, I met Paul yesterday” @doingmyownbusinesshere2: “oh great let’s meet
tonight”
→ random conversation under a photo of a nice bag
(???)

 

7. The Quickest User
“First
comment”, “Fiiiiirst comment”, “1st comment!”
(usually you find 8 of these)
→ so?! What’s the matter of being
the first? Is there a price to win?
8. The Business Entrepeneur
“I opened
a wonderful shop/blog/profile/whatever, come and join me!
Lipstick-emoticon-strawberry-lips-redheart-banana-flower-blueheart-sun-moon-panda-watch-star”.

 

→ the secret is all about: the
more emoticons you use the more people will visit your page. For sure. It’s an
approved business model.
9. The Famous Brand
“Dear Blogger I really want to work with you, could you please write me @… or send me your email”
→ if they can’t find an email address or write directly than it must be a really big big important brand.
   
10. The Tourist
“Dear 50K Blogger,
I’m going to New York soon, so could you give me some advice on where to
eat, to shop, places to see, vintage shops addresses, where to buy monkeys and
if you have some more ideas let me know.”
→ of course! And she will also book you Broadway tickets at her own
expense!
 AND FINALLY
The One Who Really Cares
She/he will make nice
comments and sincere compliments. Maybe ask a little question.
That
will be ignored. Unfortunately. Maybe also because of the other 100
comments above.
What do you think? Did something similar ever happened to your account?

 

 

 

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15 comments

  1. ROTFL!

    Edgar

  2. kinda bitchy of you

    Anonymous

    • oh well, like anononymous comments for example 😀

      Erica Blue

    • how is it bitchy? It's 100% true

      Alejka

    • :))

      Erica Blue

    • Grazie per avermelo segnalato, prenderò provvedimenti!

      E mi fa piacere che ti sia piaciuto il post :)

      Erica Blue

    • :)

      Erica Blue

  5. That's SO true! 😀

    Anonymous

    • 😀

      Erica Blue

  7. E' sempre un piacere passare dal tuo blog, anche se per un'occhiata veloce,
    buon weekend!

    Alice Cerea,
    BABYWHATSUP.COM

    Alice Cerea

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